This naughty joke has been around for years widely spread on the internet and by email, but hasn’t lost any of it’s punch over the years. In it, a son asks his father about the different types of “boobs” women have. The dad’s answer prompts a the perfect response from the mom, who follows the adage “what’s good for the goose, is good for the gander”.
Note: this joke is a bit naughty and may be considered NSFW.
A family was at the dinner table when the son asked his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?”
The father, surprised, answered, “Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs. In her 20s, a woman’s are like melons: round and firm. In her 30s, 40s, and 50s, they are like pears: still nice, but hanging a bit. After 60, they are like onions.”
“Onions?”
“Yes, you see them and they make you cry.”
This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, “Mom, how many kinds of willies are there?”
The mother, surprised, smiled and answered, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree: mighty and hard. In his 30s, 40s, and 50s, it is like a birch: flexible but reliable. After his 60s, it is like a Christmas tree.”
“A Christmas tree?”
“Yes. The tree is dead from the root up, and the balls are just for decoration.”
ZING! I’d say the wife’s even with the husband now. What do you think? If this joke made you laugh, share it with your friends!
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